A frequent complaint about tents is that the diagram of faceless people sleeping in them is too optimistic. That complaint is spot on. Here is the reality, captured in hour-by-hour snapshots of a real night with 3 people in a 3-person backpacking tent:
Adjusted for 2 little kids and 1 big kid:
Hour One: it begins
Hour Two: first contact
Hour Three: sure is cramped in here. Is the tent shrinking?
Hour Four: this literally happened. Yes, it scared me.
Hour Five: who said you can’t fit 3 people in here? Look at all that empty space!
Hour Six: one glorious hour of sleep before the battle restarts…